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J-Unit
Hip-Community-Hop
Moddafoka Niggah
Membaz of da Crew
- Oke J, aka J.
- Erdie from the Block, aka E.
- L.-L. aka L.
- Fresh Meat (formerly known as T.)
- Dollee @ da Fristee
- Share-ah (pass it on)
- MC² (pronounced emcee square) (me)
Our dresscode and attitude
The looks and overall attitude of us gangsta hiphoppaz is real important. This is what we wear and what we do, beyotch!
- Basketball shirts (of which the size varies from XXXL to XXXXXXL). Text allowed:
- “Detroit”
- “Marseille”
- “Chicago”
- “Erembodegem”
- “Taiwan”
- “Sint-Katelijne-Waver”
- “Tsjernobyl”
- “Steenokkerzeel”
- At least 10 pounds of jewellery, of which the J-Unit medaillon (of which the “J” sign can spin around in order to impress the 8-year-olds watching our vidz on MTV) is the most important.
- Pajama trousers.
- Whatever shoes you wouldn’t want to wear in a muddy area. Two complete different shoes are preferred.
- All kinds of haircuts are okay, as long as they’re changed at least once a week.
- Remember to look pissed all the time. If you’re wearing sunglasses (which you should), take them off every time you even think somebody’s watching, and look like that person did naughty things to one of yo’ bitchiz.
- Make sure there are at least three offensive words (three of those who deserve a bleep, that is) in every sentence you say.
Songs
These are songs from our debut album Fuck Shit Bitch Gangstaz. Well, these ain’t no songs yet. We just ©opyrighted da titlez so you can’t bring out no recidz with one of these names without getting yo’ ass jacked up. Shit dawg, you don’t wanna mess with us.
- Twats on my Dick — feat. Dr. Hey, Poop Cogg, Flusher
- All my Gangsta Niggaz — feat. Da K K Kru
- Da Whole Crew ’n’ My Homies (Because I got a Gun) — final version coming soon, after we contacted at least seven fellow gangstaz ’n’ bitchiz to put in the feat. list)
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Oh. My. That’s all I have to say.
U bent wederom een ruig brokje mens.
Aargh! Now it turns out some bad ass moddafokaz are copying us under the name of G-Unit! :xx Fuck shit bitch tits asses niggaz :arse: :puke: :shit: :eyes:
You feel tough hu! Well you aren’t. You are just some silly guy with a great site and that thinks he can fucking comment everybody on street, school… bad! Ik think you vote for the rasist politic group “vlaams blok” and you don’t wont to have a counter on your site because you are affraid! Actually i think you gonna delete this comment because i know who the real mathias beynens is or the second way = you gonna let your tough friends comment this! Well actually im glad this is from my heart! F*ck the respection i had for you. My english is verrie bed well i dont fucking care!
and you’re just a silly guy with a stupid site who thinks he can poo on everyone on the net
corrections
Never thought someone could make so many mistakes in such a short comment…
@Anonymous: :lol: RespeKtion.
Bert = Crap
A week ago my sister telled me she was scared posting posts because her english is bad. aha sister you are even bigger crap than me!
srry, forgot my name
Bert, face it, you’re the biggest crap in this galaxy and your sis rules
You only tell that because you love hern isn’t it?
No comment…
Interesting. Very interesting. And wow… Bert, ya need something more to do with your time than post on Mathibus’s blog because you sound rather dumb… not because of bad English, but because you’re dumb.
I allready concluded to stop surfing on Mathibus before you spread that the world in!
@Bert ? lol,
Just keep trying to make friends by telling lies about your lovely siter…
By reading all these comments I think it’s really working… :lol:
Maybe within hunderd years you’ll be able to say that you’ve finally found one “friend” and I’m sure he’ll look like this: :shit:
You’re one sick bastard. (at least I hope so.)
and I think every one agrees?
No i don’t
Yes I do
Ruben, am I wrong or is your real name Bert??
Ruben my sister thinks you are a :shit:
@El Bandano ? you rule!! :lol:
@Bert ? please stop telling lies! God will punish you for that… *evil laughter* and I’m sure your sister respects everybody’s opinion.
(eat this!)
lol.
:eek: Wow! You guys have been very busy while I was away! This post turned into a highly entertaining erm… “discussion” :-D
Bert. Bert, Bert, Bert. First of all, I’m 16 years old. In Belgium, people can’t vote at that age; not that I’m assuming you should know that. And even if I could vote, who says I’d vote for a rasist politic group (end citation)? And even if I did, who cares? Would that have *anything* to do with my great site or with the “fact” that I think I can fucking comment everybody on street, school…?!
I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings by not having a visible counter on this site. I must admit I’m extremely afraid of counters. They just terrify me.
What’s even funnier is that you still posted three comments after claiming you would never visit this site again (and I’m not even counting the “Ruben” one in). By the way, Ruben probably exists in real life (and he probably loves it when people post shit on the internet under his name); well, I hope he doesn’t fit Zanneloon’s description of your average “friend”.
Hey gaybert or should i say Ruben,
you silly moddafokka! Go away and burn in hell, bitchass!
J-unit rules! and the stupid niggaz from g-unit (who are possibly your “friends”) may kill each other or i’ll do it with parts of your body as bullets
In Dutch there’s this great word that absolutely fits you: “kutzak” (which will most likely translate in “vagina bag”). i’m depressed because you’re even sillyer as i thought. I’ll pee on you assdick :puke:
P.S.: in your first post, it says “hu” where it should be “huh”. sucka shithead (kakahoofd)
NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH
I almost forgot to mention there’s J-Unit news! Share-ah has got some problems with her throat and stuff (probably because of beatboxing too much)… :cry:
Pitta i like the way the airplane on your index is flying over the screem. That’s awsome! :lol:
he’s trying to make friends again…
@Pitta Baainens: vagina bag :lol: U heerst. You rule.
hoj daar vrientjehs en vriendinnetjehs altemaal,
ik dacht eraan om even deze fijne saajt van ene klasgenoot van mij te komen bezoeken op deze mooje avont, mooj isdat, jah
ik kwam dus eve gedag zeggen en ik wou mn invloed hier laten gelden
bijdankt voor de aandacht
tot ziens, volk! :ta: (dit vintik ene grappige emoticon)
I am Jay, I started a group of people with names starting with J and we are J unit.
After being known as J unit for 3 years I decided to search for J unit and guess what I found?
you guys!
it’s amazing what you can find on google!
I am the REAL J-Unit. See my photo at the above URL
kool — add me in
J J J J J J UNIT
Yo u cant be J-Unit, Theres already a J-Unit in the big SC and weve been holding it down for a year and a half. We are willin to negoiate witcha tho see what we can work out peace.
J-Unit Rock Hill Chapter
hey im from teh Rock Hill chapter of J-Unit. and we r ten times more gangster than u guys seriusly i dont think neof us would sit online lookin for something for 2 hours, ad last time i checked we dont have a website. so yeah ur white. whiter than us.
You guys really need a website, I’m interested in your projects.
hey i see u guys backed off in our journal i guess u relized who the real J-Unit was peace hoes
Say what?
bert sucks
mofo
bert has a penis 4 a nose
this aint the real j unit mofo
suck my irish shriveled bell love the reeeealllll j-unit biatchhh
the police is gonna get you busta biatccchhhh
J-Unit is deffiently alive in The Rock none of yall can hang with us we got mad flow and we speak proper english hoes, posers like yall wanna bes need to get out before yall embarass yourself. J-Unit Rock Hill Chapter for Life
You guys r gay
kyle banks goin 2 put a hole in u
U guys are Some major wiggers i hope u know
Negroes. You niggaz should be inside pottekes yoghurt so my bro can eat y’all, beyatchiz.
Whahahaha this is damn funny because it’s all true, good work guys.
Keep it up :p
am a member of UK’s J unit. our crew members are called young cock, bustanuts, joeycock, jadacock, cock
sup yall mahfuckerzz ,, i jst wanted to say fuck yall J unit coz yall sux man yall jst a fuckin bitch ass pussies mathufuckrzz wankstaz PeaCe OfF
BIaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatCH